- Printed with high-quality licensed Evike.com logos. We've always got your back...side
- We kept optimal comfort in mind when designing this TP (it's 1-ply...)
- Sold in a pack of 10,000 rolls
- An ASTOUNDING 1,000 sheets per roll!
- So much toilet paper, you could probably build your own toilet paper house with a toilet paper garden, and maybe even a toilet paper gazebo on the side!
- Yes, it comes on a roll...
- Yes, it's flushable!
- No, we didn't actually make toilet paper...
Look, we know it's hard to find that rolled paper gold right now, so we figured why not introduce our own brand of that ever needed household and survival staple; introducing the Evike.com Smooth Operator's 1-Ply Multi-Use Toilet Paper. Made in a modest 1-ply design, the ESO1PMUTP is designed with maximum utility in mind. Carry an astounding 1,000 sheets per roll, yes that's right 1,000 sheets per roll.
Stuff a roll in your bugout bag, give a roll to your friends, place a roll on your gun, make a fort out of it, heck build a whole house with it. At 1,000 sheets per roll you can afford to do any and all those things and so much more!
Going on a hike?** Take some of this precious Mountain Money with you. Need to make sure you're always prepared when out getting supplies? Keep a roll in your car!
The possibilities are endless. We are offering ESO1PMUTP as a "Hoarder's Package" right now, a pack 10,000 rolls! Doing the simple math, that gives you a staggering 10 million sheets of that oh so good TP.
Anyway, we digress. We simply want you to be prepared for whatever made people want to buy 10,000 rolls of toilet paper in the first place.
Here at Evike.com, we want the ESO1PMUTP to be your #1 for going #2. Stay safe out there Airsofters!
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Evike.com wants to remind you that for the safety of yourself and others, you probably shouldn't be hiking right now.
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"This is the best quality toilet paper on the market. I’m honestly surprised it’s not more money for that good quality. I would recommend this premium necessity toilet paper to my friends and my family and all others who would like to enjoy the comfort of evike’s toilet paper 10/10 worth the price!
"The best toilet paper I've ever felt. Softer than ultra-soft or Charmin for sure. So there I was out in the field, taking enemy fire from all directions. I raised my trusty M4, Optic Thunder, to lay suppressive fire. And that's when I felt it. A terrible pain in my lower stomach. In horror, I clutched my torso. But I was in luck, the TP on my Optic Thunder foregrip! Still taking fire, I crouched down in the brush and stealthy did the deed. Not only is this TP good for wiping, but it also saved my life. A BB flew right in the roll and stopped it. I am forever grateful. 10/10 would use again.
"Mmmhmm! Just beautiful! This is exactly what every hoarder needs. An easy price of your bank and every 7/11 in town, and that sweet 1-ply goodness just can't get any better! There are many uses for this TP of legends: It can be used as TP, and if you rip off a sheet of these beauties, chew it up, and bam! You've got a perfect 6mm flushable bb! I did say it can't get any better, but one thing that could be done: come out with a 2-ply variant!
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